Ten Worthless Opinions – Ennui Edition
*Deep sigh* No IndyCar race this weekend. And since I like racing, I tuned in to the TNT coverage of the NASCAR race at New Hampshire. *Deeper sigh* The WO’s (worthless opinions) just keep bubbling up, even with NASCAR as the impetus. I don’t even have a theme for this week’s WO’s unless moodiness counts. Hence the ennui. Here are a few debris caution opinions for you.
1. Just looking ahead, the Indianapolis Motor Speedway has displayed an enormous lack of common sense and a disturbing disregard for its reputation by inviting me back to reprise my role as a blogger/mechanic/village idiot in the Super Weekend Social Media Garage. Again, my reputation as shill-for-hire has resulted in access and credentials in lieu of any monetary considerations. I’m still trying to get a grip on my persona for the weekend. Should I have a supercilious smirk because I believe IndyCar is the most entertaining racing series in America? Should I ask tough questions regarding the relatively boring style of racing and the heavy-handed management of the series? Should I just drink the Kool-Aid and shut up? Decisions, decisions.
2. I am looking forward to meeting my Super Weekend SMGarage compadres at Indy. Their Twitter followers, and one can only assume their blog hits, absolutely dwarf mine. As a public service, I will include their Twitter numbers, Twitter links, Twitter profile, and other links.
- Jessica Northey (@JessicaNorthey, 401,617) Sass, Wit & Straight from the Hip=ME! I love God, Family, Friends, Music, Radio & RealityTV. Join #CMchat 24/7 Country Music Community w/LIVE chat Mon 8-9pCT. Tucson, AZ / Nashville, TN · https://www.facebook.com/jessicanorthey
- Jenny DeVaughn (@JennyDeVaughn, 11,685) Pay-It-Forward Social Media Manager at
@WasteManagement, Relationship Builder, Digital Marketer, Mobile Geek + a traveling NASCAR Fan. Views are my own. Atlanta, GA · http://socialprecision.com
- nascarcasm (@nascarcasm, 19,827) Motorsports follower with poor sportsmanship. Reliable source of misinformation. SBNation.com contributor. Can’t pronounce his own Twitter handle. Indianapolis · http://sbn.to/ntPE8Y
- Brian Neudorff (@NASCAR_WXMAN, 10,804) Unofficial NASCAR Meteorologist providing accurate weather forecast for Sprint Cup, NNS, & Camping World Trucks each week on Twitter & SBNation.comTwin Falls, ID · http://wx-man.com/NASCAR
3. I will compliment NASCAR on its partnership with Twitter. Even though they seem to use it as another pit reporter, the quick access to information from multiple sources almost simultaneously will, if used correctly, make broadcasts better. IndyCar and IMS should go to school on this partnership. It will be interesting to see if the Social Media Garage at the Super Weekend will be marginalized in any way because of this partnership. I wonder if the NASCAR Twitter feed will hook us up. It would be an entertaining
4. IndyCar managed to stay in the news with the “resignation” of Marc Koretzky as COO of IndyCar. This might have been more interesting if we knew who he was, what he did, and what really happened. Talk about a kiss off. The rather terse press release basically said…well, it basically said nothing. It could be translated as “don’t let the door hit you…” or, in a more modern vernacular, “AMF.” In any case, we can speculate on what happened. Either someone was not getting the job done, someone was left standing when the tune stopped in the game of musical chairs on the responsibility for the China race, or a purge to consolidate power in the IndyCar/IMS semi-dysfunctional family took place. Or all of the above. You can assume that politics in the IndyCar “bag of snakes” is ongoing. I do hope that a kiss-and-tell book will be written someday. I would stand in line for a signed copy.
5. I attended the opening race of Indiana Sprint Week at Gas City I-69 Speedway Friday night. Great show and a great crowd. IndyCar needs the passion of these fans. People from California, Colorado, and other states travel in RV’s to each of the races in the series. After watching both, I have decided that I really like the wingless sprint cars. They may not be as fast in and off the corners as their winged brethren, but they are fun to watch. Go all grass roots this weekend and attend your local show, whatever they race.
6. Bryan Clauson is the MAN in USAC. And it’s possible that his being from my hometown of Noblesville, Indiana has nothing to do with this opinion In the heat race at Gas City, he came from the back to the front, went over the cushion out of turn two, and came back to finish second. In the feature, he rode the cushion to finally get by Levi Jones for the win. Exciting stuff. Would love to see him at Indy again next year.
7. More short track props. At Kokomo for Indiana Midget Week, we dined on pork chop sandwiches and $2.00 beer. At Gas City, the beer was $2.50, but they had breaded tenderloins. I am not a snob. Even though these were frozen fritters, they were perfect with pickles, onions, and mustard. I love it when the locals don’t try to gouge the fans at the big event. Call it Hoosier Hospitality.
8. Speaking of tracks, there was an interesting back-and-forth on Twitter this week between Randy Bernard and Brandon Igdalsky, president of Pocono Raceway. Very flirtatious. Almost uncomfortably so. In any case, the series needs ovals, and they need the East Coast. Let’s face it, IndyCar just needs friends, preferably friends with benefits, particularly if those benefits include an oval on which to race. What will it take to make this happen? Most likely IndyCar will be asked to make financial concessions. Poor IndyCar is over a barrel. The promoters smell blood (or money) and want a sweetheart deal. IndyCar just got torched when China walked without leaving a deposit to soothe the burn. The paddock sharks are circling IndyCar management, smelling the same blood. IndyCar needs to cement a calendar for 2013 as soon as prudently possible. I hope 19, as mentioned by Randy Bernard, is the number for next year. A casual fan will find something else to do if the races are this sporadic. It’s even tough on the hard-core fans. I mean, I’m being forced to ignore NASCAR while I type this.
9. Even though I believe Canada is a great market (anywhere that wants IndyCar is a great market), Toronto, followed by a week off, followed by Edmonton is a ratings and news cycle disaster. As far as the media is concerned, IndyCar will cease to exist for three weeks. After Edmonton, IndyCar has another week off, a race at Sonoma, and then THREE weeks off. IndyCar has three races in seven weeks in the middle of the summer. Thanks, China. One more reason to buy American. IndyCar has to build momentum by building the summer schedule. And I know I’m preaching to the choir.
10. Here’s a shout out to the Saturday morning coffee club of Zack Houghton (aka IndyCar Advocate), Eric Hall (aka anotherindycarblog), and Steve Wittich (aka Steve Wittich). So far this year, some member of this illustrious group has attended Barber, Indy, Detroit, Milwaukee, Iowa, and Toronto. It makes for some interesting conversation and not a little flat-out lying. This past Saturday, the group decided that green/white/checkered has no place in IndyCar. And that’s definitive. I’m sure our opinion will influence policy.
There you go. Take IndyCar away from me, and you get this kind of moody, self-serving drivel. That’s reason enough to have a full summer schedule next year.